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A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost
He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, “Can you please help me, I don’t know what Hole I’m on.”
She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6.”
He thanked her and continued playing golf.
Later, he got lost again.
He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed.
“I’m sorry to bother you again but I’m lost; can you please tell me what hole I’m on.”
She told him, “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 14; you are on 13.”
Again, he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse.
He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out.
She accepted.
As they were drinking and talking, he asked her what she did for a living.
“I’m in sales,” she said.
He replied, “No kidding; so am I.”
“What do you sell?”
She responded that it was too embarrassing to tell; but after he kept pleading to know what she sold, she finally said that she would tell him if he promised not to laugh.
He promised.
She said, “I sell sanitary napkins.”
He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
She said, “You promised you wouldn’t laugh”.
He replied (still with tears in his eyes), “I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help it. I sell toilet paper,”…
“I’m still one Hole behind you.”
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Good one and original
That was actually a pretty good one! I’ve listened to so many of these….not just this particular channel or whatever its called. I never laugh out loud. Rarely get a smile but I actually laughed out loud! Thank you!
Finally, a joke one one of these that actually made me laugh.
Best joke I’ve heard in awhile
LoL 😂
My neighbor golfs. I tell him the best balls he hit all day was when he stepped on the rake by the sand trap.
OUCH! I don’t ever see that place hit when watching cartoon characters do the rake step!
(“Sgt.J.”). “This is sooo close to being a Groaner.”
My best golf joke is when I’m asked if I play golf. My response is yeah, I play in the low 70’s. I usually wait for their astonishing surprise, before I say ” It’s too Hot when it’s 80 or 90 degrees. Lol
You troll you. 👍
That’s funny
One I like : If someone mentions a Golf course, I say ” Oh, I know that course, I went round it
in 67. When they look at me with disbelief, I say ” Oh wait, no it was 1968 “.
I hit a 72 once. I decided not to play the back nine.
@@jimred5700 y
Nailed it 😂😂😂😂
That joke could have gone many ways!!
OK thank you for that, that was a good one .
Two golfers are playing golf when they see a hearse in the distance. One of them pauses and takes his hat off. The other one says I didn’t know you were so sentimental. The bareheaded golfer says, come next month we would have been married thirty years.
That is one I heard a number of years ago. It is cute, but no golf joke can ever top the one in the video. Priceless and hilariously a classic. Best ever!
Good one
@@freeguy77
2:08
A man gets lost at sea and finds himself washed up on an uninhabited island. After surviving by himself for ten years, a woman in scuba gear swims up to shore and sees him. She asks him how long he’d been there. He says ten years. She unzips her scuba suit and pulls out a flask. She asks if he’d like a drink. Yes of course and he takes a big pull on the flask. She then pulls out a pack of smokes. Would he like a smoke. Of course and he takes a long drag. While smoking she asks him if he’d like to play around. He falls to his knees and says please tell me you have a set of clubs in there.
Old Ronnie Corbett joke he told on the 2 Ronnies must be over 40 years ago 😂
@@sheedy1120 Only it took Ronnie about twenty minutes to tell it.☺️
That was a funny twist. Some guys just can’t stop playing around–thru 18 holes! Is that six women or nine? [how’s that for a risque twist?]
Whats the difference between god and bono, god doesn’t walk down the street thinking he’s bono
I’ve got a pair of golfing socks, I got a hole in one
To make them match, punch a hole in the other one! That is how you punch or give a sock!
waiting for a couple of ladies to tee off they said to me do you two gents want to go thru us- true- actually happened.
English is easily the funniest available language for jokes with so many puns, double entendres, wordplay, and multiple interpretations of words due to context!
Well.. that took forever just for a golf joke.🤣👍
You had something better to do for the measly 2m 7s you had to wait to hear a funny punch line to a superb golf-sex joke?
@@freeguy77 😏 you saw the laughing emoji didn’t you?..😔 someone people have no sense of humor.
@@etherealbluevoid I did see it. I have a wicked sense of humor. Emojis or not!
Aahahahaaa!
lm gonna use that at my next gathering
LOLOLOL!